Rite Aid Black Friday 2019 Deals – After the first ad release of 2018 Black Friday Sale edition on 8th October, Rite Aid will release its 8-page commercial with a rather blurry and pixelating ad scans. It’s like someone decided to manually take photos of the ads with low-quality cam the first thing in the morning after a really rough night. Anywho, what matters is that the ad scan is here and we can all chill about it. It contains amazing offers for the Rite Aid Black Friday Deals 2019. The best one has to be the Holiday Gift Wrap for Buy 1 and get 2 free. It’s a real dayum moment for all of you out there. I mean you get 2 wraps for free; god has been really kind to us lately.
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So the doors will be opening at 7 AM on the Blackest of Fridays, and the ad scan literally says that you can’t miss deals in every aisle. It’s like saying you can’t dodge a bullet from a mile away and the best part is that it’s totally awesome to be like that.
Let’s celebrate the occasion with a song I wrote. “Rite Aid will be right there on the bright day with the slight haze and the fright spade coming at high stake taking everything for a slight pay”. Holy baloney that was good. Anywho, the deals will be valid for only 3 days from the time of opening. But worry not, Cyber Monday 2019 will be a nighty nap away.
Let’s discuss the ad scans now. Did I tell you already how blurry it looks? Well, the good news is that it’s in color. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have colored ad scan right from the 21st Century Fox here.
Now, remember the short guy with pointy hair I mentioned in my article Black Friday Predictions, well turns out he was a 12-year-old kid with Cacospectomania. It’s a weird obsession to stare at utterly repulsive things. We bumped into each other last evening, and good lord, his excitement for Rite Aid Black Friday 2019 Deals was priceless. He told me how reminiscing it was when he saw the decade-old looking granny ad scans of Rite Aid. Wait, was he really 12? Well, I nodded in confusion and it was awkward.
He kept staring at me for the next 3 minutes; I kept wondering why for the entire evening. He must have seen my eyelid mole. Anywho, let’s move on to the point of the moment. The Rite Aid Ad Scan forBlack Friday 2019; man I got to slip in those keywords for good marketing (wink wink).
Shoppers will find various BOGOs. That’s an acronym for Buy one get one. Rite Aid is one of the leading Drug stores in the chain in America. Check their entire 8-page ad scan below.
